Not broken, but bent.

Jeffrey. 18. New York.

Health:
Drink plenty of water.                                                                           
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
Play more games.
Read more books than you did in 2010.
Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
Sleep for 7 hours.
Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.
Personality:
Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
Don’t over do. Keep your limits.
Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
Dream more while you are awake.
Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
Smile and laugh more.
You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
Society:
Call your family often.
Each day give something good to others.
Forgive everyone for everything.
Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
Try to make at least three people smile each day.
What other people think of you is none of your business.
Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
Life:
Do the right thing!
Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
The best is yet to come.
Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Health:

  1. Drink plenty of water.                                                                           
  2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
  3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
  4. Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
  5. Play more games.
  6. Read more books than you did in 2010.
  7. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
  8. Sleep for 7 hours.
  9. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.


Personality:

  1. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
  2. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
  3. Don’t over do. Keep your limits.
  4. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
  5. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
  6. Dream more while you are awake.
  7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
  8. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
  9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
  10. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
  11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
  12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
  13. Smile and laugh more.
  14. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Society:

  1. Call your family often.
  2. Each day give something good to others.
  3. Forgive everyone for everything.
  4. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
  5. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
  6. What other people think of you is none of your business.
  7. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

  1. Do the right thing!
  2. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
  3. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 
  4. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
  5. The best is yet to come.
  6. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

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fr33kinmatt:

wheretheworldisquiet:

fymodernfamily:

SOFÍA VERGARA’S MAKEUP TUTORIAL ON THE ELLEN SHOW.

I’m dying she’s so cute.

Not kidding. I was in tears earlier today while watching this. hahaha.

thisssss.

DEAD. OMFG. AHAH.

my mother just came into my room and stared at my painting then walked out. she proceeded to go into the other room and ask my father if he had seen me because i “wasn’t in my room” and she was just there. all the while i was wrapped up in a blanket on my bed watching her walk in and out of my room. I AM A NINJA.

Deejum: totally read that as “asses” but thanks and i will. haha
Jerfrey and dontyoucallyourhusbanddaddy: i want to if i get it :/ fuhh.

Deejum: totally read that as “asses” but thanks and i will. haha

Jerfrey and dontyoucallyourhusbanddaddy: i want to if i get it :/ fuhh.

okay so i just got called for an interview at banana republic..

but i just got a job at subway which is closer by like 10 minutes and also closer to my school. i’m going for the interview and idk if i would even get the job but if i did should i take it? i don’t have any work experience in retail and i feel like that would be a great thing to put on my application instead of just fast food restaurants. help me?

when ever i want to see something or hear something … all i have to do is press my dashboard button and VOILA.

when ever i want to see something or hear something … all i have to do is press my dashboard button and VOILA.

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crookedsin:

joshdizzle:

televisionismypatronus:

cesaret:

k3ndrar:

diabettus:

u-ok:

omg what

must always bring this back

The stupidest post to ever get 10,000 notes. So obviously I love it.

i never get the relevance of this post ever which means it’s an automatic reblog every time.

Why am I laughing?

WHAT

I CANNOT

I FUCKING CANNOT

reasons for not swimming with a buddy. o_o

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